Friday, July 22, 2016
Roomie Wars Blog Tour by Kat T. Masen
Title: Roomie Wars
Author: Kat T. Masen
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: July 12
Turning thirty is overrated. Who said you had to be married with a fabulous career and three kids? I had a great life. Single, freedom to do whatever I please, and best of all, stay home on a Friday night in my sweats, eating pizza while listening to the best of the ’80s.
When a woman says she’s fine, she’s not fine. Zoey had it all. Stunning looks, ambition, the whole package. Then he fucked her up. He broke her.
And now I’m left picking up the pieces…again.
Zoey Richards, strong-willed and driven, settled on the geeky struggling med student to share her apartment with, not the perfect-in-every-way stud who would just distract her and undoubtedly break her heart.
When her ex comes back into the picture, Zoey seeks revenge and enlists her roommate’s help. All Zoey and Drew need to do is pretend to be a couple for one night. But one night can change everything. Refusing to break their “roomie code,” and in an effort to deny their feelings for each other, a war erupts between Zoey and Drew.
She lives in the past; he, for the future. If opposites attract, will these two gamble their friendship for a chance at love?
“What’s wrong with being single? Sex isn’t everything,” I play it off. “Besides, lots of people masturbate and it’s perfectly healthy. In fact, studies have shown that people who masturbate daily have longer and happier lifespans than those that don’t.”
“Says the man who has a revolving door in his bedroom.” She rolls her eyes. “And you’re trying to sell masturbation to me over the touch of a man?”
“Yes.” I act confidently. “But it’s different for a male. The whole sex thing. It doesn’t matter how many women we sleep with.”
“No it’s not, Drew. Women equally have that urge. That need to get down and dirty as much as a man. It’s just not as widely accepted for women to feel that way without being called a tramp.”
“You don’t need a guy to validate yourself.” I sound like a fucking hypocrite, given that I was trying to push her onto Rob that day at the beach. But that was different. And it was before I thought I was going to lose her. Things have changed. Jesus fucking Christ, would you listen to yourself! What is all this ‘feelings’ bullshit going on in my head?!
Roomie Wars left me totally amazed!
I wasn't sure what to expect with this book... If it was going to be your typical, cliche, Roommate book...
Roomie Wars is anything but typical and cliche!
Zoey is a total 80's hussy and Drew starts out as your everyday chubby nerd who wears Sponge Bob Square Pants T-shirts. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea... anyone?
Drew decides to make some life changes and looses weight, bulks way up, and turns out to be a hottie and a male slut.
Zoey gained some weight after her her and her boyfriend split up... but now the Ex decides to pop back in and what is an 80's princess to do? Go against the Roommate rules and make Hottie Male Slut Drew her Fake Boyfriend, of course.
This book was hilarious, different, real, and I loved the back and forth between Drew and Zoey. If you read anything this year, you need to One-Click Roomie Wars, and be prepared to go back in time to the 80's!
****I received this ARC in exchange for an honest review.****
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Born and bred in Sydney Australia, Kat T. Masen is a mother to three crazy boys and wife to one sane husband. Growing up in a generation where social media and fancy gadgets didn’t exist, she enjoyed reading from an early age and found herself immersed in these stories. After meeting friends on twitter who loved to read as much as she did, her passion to write began and the friendships continued on despite the distance. “I’m known to be crazy and humorous. Show me the most random picture of a dog in a wig and I’ll be laughing for days.”